A tissue? Really? What the hell are you planning to do with that? Smother Uther?
Why is she putting it in a cauldron?
Is she making soup? I don’t understand
Dat ass though
I mean - what…what is…
Is that a parsnip?
So she is making soup-
OW MY EARS WHAT THE HOLY FUCK-
:D
The fuck-
What is this I don’t even
……She is so pretty though
I wonder if she thinks I’m pretty-
Oh Goddess have mercy she’s speaking her magic words
Don’t stare at her don’t stare at her-
I’m staring at her
Dem lips
Dem eyes
We should stop making soup and start making babies-
No wait what - don’t put your hand in the soup who the fuck brought you up that’s just unhygenic-
Oh man that is gross
Why is she brandishing a parsnip at me?
………
What the fuck is happening
this is literally perfect